THE STORIES

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THE ONGOING STORIES:


500 MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY TAKE OVER A BOAT:


CRUISE CONTROL


THE SIMPLE BUT TRUE ADVICE OF A GRANNY ON THE EDGE:


GRANNY MAE SAVES THE WORLD


OUR CRAZED, TOURISTY RUN THROUGH A LAND WHERE PEOPLE EAT GRITS AND THE BISCUITS ARE AMAZING:


CHARLESTON, CHEWED


A MURDER MYSTERY WHERE NOTHING IS EVER WHAT IT SEEMS. AT ALL:


OAK CLIFF CONFIDENTIAL




THE COMPLETED STORIES:


A SAGA OF ADVENTURE AND MAYHEM IN THE CITY OF LOVE:


THE PARIS CHRONICLES


A TERRIFYING TALE OF SEWAGE AND STUPIDITY:


THE PLUMBING INCIDENT


THE SIMPLE TASK OF PURCHASING AN ADULT BEVERAGE SENDS ME OVER THE EDGE:


BEER BUSTED


A HARMLESS HOBBY BECOMES A DARK OBSESSION:


THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED


THE CAR FROM HELL AND SOME EMOTIONAL PAIN:


RUNNING ON EMPTY


CONCERNING A LEGAL MATTER, WHEREIN A GOAT IS INVOLVED:


THE PARIS TRIAL OF DR. BRIAN


THE FAMILY DESCENDS ON AN AMUSEMENT PARK:


SIX DRAGS OVER TEXAS


EVIL GOVERNMENT WORKERS TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS:


RUN-AROUND


SNOW AND ELECTRICITY DON'T MIX:


SHOCK THE MONKEY


JUDGING MY FELLOW MAN IN A COURT OF LAW:


FURY DUTY


I WORK AT A CONVENIENCE STORE. STRANGE PEOPLE CAVORT ABOUT AND MAKE ME MISERABLE:


WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT


THE UPLIFTING TALE OF A WOMAN AND HER ACCESSORIES:


10 REASONS WHY LIP GLOSS CAN MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON


A TRIP TO PHILADELPHIA, SOME WETNESS IN NEW JERSEY, AND A VERY DETERMINED WOMAN:


THE BUBBLE BATH


A TWISTED THANKSGIVING:


IT'S THE CRATE BUMPKIN, HARLEY CROWN


ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET SOMETHING TO EAT:


I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT GENGHIS KAHN HAD IN MIND


ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE ISSUES WITH PROCRASTINATION:


TAKE IT ON THE RUN, BABY


I'D RATHER POKE A STICK IN MY EYE:


10 THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT WEARING CONTACTS FOR THE FIRST TIME