Showing posts with label Vodka Lemonade. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 26, 2010
Oak Cliff Confidential: Chapter 24
“Excuse me,” said a voice at the door.
Sharon and Hexom both turned to look. Alejandro stood on the other side of the screen door, proffering two large tumblers full of what appeared to be cool and refreshing vodka lemonade. “I thought you might be a little parched.”
Sharon flung the door open and snatched both glasses. “I knew I kept you around for a reason. Thank you so much. Now, scamper back inside and frolic with our new friends. Please explain that I will rejoin them shortly, after I have castrated Hexom.”
Alejandro nodded solemnly and disappeared.
Sharon marched to her chair, placed one glass on the small table, and took a healthy slug from the other. Once refreshed, she glared at Hexom. “I’m waiting.”
Hexom shifted in his own chair. “Are you seriously not going to let me have the other glass?”
Sharon smiled. “Completely serious. No confession, no beverage. This might not seem very torturous to some, but I have a feeling that, with you, restricting your alcohol access could prove very beneficial.”
Hexam gazed out into the now-darkened front yard. “I really hate you right now.”
“How sad,” said Sharon. “Tears me up inside. Now, start answering my questions. Or this glass goes over the railing. If you don’t think you can say it out loud without Roboto raising hell, then write it in the tablet.”
Hexom’s eyes widened as Sharon mentioned this last item.
Sharon smiled again. “Don’t worry. He knows about the tablet. And he’s fine with it. For now. Who knows what the hell he’ll think about it in two minutes.”
Sharon’s phone rang.
“Well, good God.” She flipped the phone open. “Change your mind already?”
The voice chuckled. “Not yet. We’ll ignore some of the rules for the moment. Only for a short bit. You’re on the right track, Sharon. But I caution you to tread carefully. Remember, he wants to win as well. Show him your strengths, but don’t push him too far. Not yet anyway. You need him. For now.”
The phone went dead.
Hexom watched Sharon slip the phone back onto the table, take another swig of lemonade, and then settle back into her chair. “How does he know about the tablet, Sharon? Did you tell him?”
“Maybe,” said Sharon. “But really? Aren’t you the one who is supposed to be answering questions? After all, Roboto seems to think it would be a really swell idea.” She turned and yelled through the screen door. “Alejandro!”
His face appeared within two seconds. And his shirt was gone again. “You desire something, Miss Horizons?”
“Many things, Allie. But we don’t have time for most of them. I seem to have misplaced my purse. Would you be a dear?”
“Certainly.” He opened the screen door and handed the purse to her.
She smiled. “Always prepared for Momma, yes? Thanks. Let me know if those folks in there get boring or cranky and we’ll see if we kind find some entertainment. Now scoot.” As he vanished once again, Sharon dug around in her purse, pulling out a pack of cigarettes.
“You know,” said Hexom hopefully. “Having one of those could certainly loosen my lips.”
“Really?” asked Sharon, shaking a cigarette out and lighting it. “That’s nice. Well, if you finally start answering my questions, I might give you one. Answer another, and I’ll think about letting you have the lighter.” She took a deep drag on the cigarette. “Have you met Roboto?”
“Yes.”
“Well, see how easy that was? Why did you tell me you hadn’t?”
Hexom sighed. “At the time, I was playing it safe. I thought it was better that you think I know less than I really do. I suspect that Roboto has informed you, by now, that we are somewhat in competition with each other, yes?”
Sharon nodded. “That’s the impression I get, although that only leads to more questions I have for you.”
“Of course it does.” Hexom looked at the pack of cigarettes. “That’s two answers. May I?”
Sharon shook out another cigarette and tossed it to him. “Three more answers and I’ll let you have the lighter.”
“That’s hardly fair.”
“You’ve been a very bad boy, Hexom. You must suffer. This pleases me.”
Hexom sighed again. “How did our relationship fall apart so quickly? We were getting along splendidly.”
Sharon took another drag. “We don’t have a relationship, Hexom. We have an acquaintanceship of roughly eight hours. And stop using phrases that sound vaguely British, only certain people can pull that off. But I will say that you DO intrigue me, so all is not lost. There’s still hope. Next question. How long, really, has this game been going on?”
Hexom pulled out his phone, fully expecting it to ring. It did not.
He looked at Sharon. “What did he say to you? When he called just then?”
“That we could bend the rules for tonight. I’m sure he’ll stop us if we go too far. How long, Hexom? It hasn’t really been three years, has it?”
“In one sense, yes,” said Hexom. “The ‘network’, if you want to call it that, has been in place for that long.” He glanced at the still-silent phone. “But in another sense, the game as we know it now has only been in operation for about a year. It took some time to perfect.”
Sharon took another swig of lemonade. “Even if it’s only been a year, how is that you haven’t found all your stones in that time? I found two in less than a day. Granted, you’ve been helping me, but still. Something seems off.”
Hexom again studied whatever murky object he had found in the front yard. “My tasks are a little different than yours, much more … detailed. Part of what keeps the entire thing going is the fact that I haven’t completed my … missions. If I do, things change dramatically.”
Sharon lit another cigarette, causing Hexom to whimper slightly. “Nobody’s really in any physical danger, are they? That was just some crap to get me to play.”
Hexom shifted his gaze from the yard back to Sharon. “On the contrary. It’s much more dangerous than you probably realize. Because of who Roboto really is.” He paused. “That’s three, Sharon. Lighter?”
She tossed it over, then leaned back in her chair, studying Hexom. “And who IS Mr. Roboto?”
Hexom lit his own cigarette, then let the smoke slowly drift out of his mouth as an odd grin slid across his face. “His name is Alistair Breen.”
Hexom’s phone rang. The line had finally been crossed.
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Monday, August 9, 2010
Oak Cliff Confidential: Chapter 12
Sharon and Hexom thundered down the slightly-rickety outside stairs of Salon Building #3, their journey only made slightly more complex by the vodka lemonade flowing through their excited veins. Hexom had an issue with depth perception about halfway down, and they both nearly tumbled to their deaths, but corrective measures were taken and they soon arrived safely at the lower landing.
They raced through the small pseudo-Zen courtyard and around the corner of the building, where they narrowly avoided slamming into April Wild as she struggled to get back into her flimsy shirt.
“Well, then,” said Hexom, catching his breath. “Are we to presume that Momma got into the cookie jar? Speaking of, where is Alejandro? Did you wear him out?”
April grimaced as she finally got an arm through the appropriate hole and then arranged her chemise into a more modest presentation. “Girl, ain’t nobody had any cookies, even though Momma did everything but bake ‘em herself.” She turned and pointed at a nearby fountain. “He’s over there. You weren’t kidding when you said he liked water. More than my twins, apparently.”
Sharon and Hexom turned as one, and spied the still-shirtless Alejandro sitting on the rim of the water pool and apparently speaking in an avian language to three ducklings floating in a row. They were gazing at him in absolute love and adoration, proving that even lower life forms have an appreciation for a finely-chiseled naked torso, especially if the warmth of the day has resulted in a light sheen of sweat for enhancement purposes.
“Alejandro!” barked Sharon, “quit screwing around with the ducks and get over here. We’ve got places to be.”
Alejandro glanced at Sharon, then turned back and quickly leaned down to whisper parting words to the trio of admirers. They all made cute little quacks of departure, and then sped happily to their mother on the other side of the fountain. Alejandro walked up to Sharon. “And where shall we go now, queen of everything there is. More vodka?”
Sharon slapped playfully at his chest, making sure a slight tweak of the left nipple was part of the process. “No, Allie. We’re going to a cemetery. I’m going to show you where I’m having you buried for your impertinence. Now, have Hexom explain that big word to you while I give money to the slut for cutting my hair.”
“I prefer ‘ho-skank’, actually,” clarified April, reaching over to tweak Alejandro’s other nipple, because she was all about equality in the workplace. “And you don’t need to pay me. I’m sure I’ll get a check in the mail.”
“Really?” asked Sharon, pausing with billfold in hand. “So you do this enough that there are payment arrangements? Fascinating. And how often do you transform people into someone they despised in high school?”
A familiar beeping noise came from inside one pocket of April’s skin-tight, carefully-shredded jeans. April automatically reached down and hit a button on the phone.
“Let me guess,” said Sharon. “You’re not allowed to tell me. Interesting, though, that you are playing the game as well. Can you answer this question: How many people are playing the game over all?”
Both April’s and Hexom’s phones beeped.
Sharon sighed. “I really hate that horrid little monotone man and his phones. Seriously.”
April laughed. “I’m not actually playing. They just tell me what to do, and they pay me. I don’t ask, and I don’t care.” Her eyes drifted to Alejandro’s chest. “About most things, anyway.”
Sharon’s eyes widened. “You don’t care that people are getting killed? That you might be helping these people get killed?”
April’s eyes shifted from Alejandro’s glistening chest to Hexom’s stoic face, then quickly dropped.
But Sharon caught it. She whirled on Hexom. “What was that? People ARE getting killed, aren’t they, Hexom? Like that Sara Lee person? Although, now that I think about it, that’s a pretty bogus-sounding name. Is anybody really dead?”
Hexom coughed. “Well, we are on our way to a cemetery.”
Sharon scoffed. “That’s not an answer. Those people have been dead for a long time. Is Sara Lee dead or not?”
Hexom sighed. “Yes, Sara Lee is dead. But that’s not her real name. We use code names in the newspaper ads. Just one of the rules.”
“One of the rules, eh?“ Sharon, her temper beginning to get the best of her and realizing it, started digging around in her purse for a cigarette. She found one and popped it in her mouth, then started a second quest for a lighter. She suddenly remembered her half-finished glass of vodka sitting on one of April’s tables, and regretted the error in not dragging it along. “Alejandro, please run upstairs and get my drink.” Sharon glanced briefly at Hexom’s mouth, then: “It’s the only one with lipstick on the rim.”
Alejandro dashed forth and, from the sound of it, took the stairs two at a time. You can still do such things when you are young and pretty.
Sharon finally located the lighter, and soon had her cigarette glowing with an expedient and practiced flick of the device. “Now, this is all starting to really get on my nerves. I don’t know what is real here, and what is the game.”
Hexom tried to stop her budding rampage. “Sharon, Sara IS dead, or at least the person that played Sara. But to be fair, she didn’t die because of the game. Unrelated. Something about bad shellfish in the Cook Islands.”
Sharon blew out a stream of smoke with an alarming amount of force. “See, THIS is what I’m talking about. You told me that Sara died because of this dumb-ass game and-”
Hexom held up his hand. “I never said that.”
Sharon blew another stream of smoke. “You implied it, Hexom. Same damn thing. So I want to know. Is anybody really in danger that’s playing this game, or is it all just for fun? Is there somebody in this game that’s actually trying to kill you, Hexom?”
Hexom was silent for a moment, and then nodded his head. “Yes.”
Sharon flicked away her ash. “Great. Now we’re getting somewhere. And who would that be? Mr. Roboto? Another pissed-off shellfish?”
Hexom shook his head. “No, Sharon, neither of those. It’s actually…”
Sharon flicked again, then held both hands up in a questioning stance. “Who, Hexom? WHO is trying to kill you?”
Hexom looked directly into Sharon’s eyes. “You are. You just don’t know it yet.”
All three of their phones instantly beeped.
Alejandro bounced around the corner, still glistening, and held a glass toward Sharon. “Your drink, Your Highness. Will you be requiring anything more?”
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