I have a fetish for creating lists, like "10 Reasons Why Texans Have Issues" and "15 Biting Things You Can Say To Stupid People". I've collected them all here in case my name ever comes up in a beer-drinking trivia contest, and you have a burning desire to trump everybody else. Click on the links to get the full story.
20 REASONS WHY REPUBLICANS ARE JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING TURKEYS
10 THINGS TO DO WITH ALL THAT IRRITATING LEFT-OVER HALLOWEEN CANDY
10 AWARDS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDED OUT AT THE COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS
10 MORE LIFE LESSONS FROM THE LATEST "SURVIVOR" EPISODE
10 LIFE LESSONS FROM THE LATEST "SURVIVOR" EPISODE
10 NEW PHRASES THAT YOU SHOULD ADD TO YOUR VOCABULARY IMMEDIATELY
20 RANDOM THOUGHTS WHILE DESPERATELY CLEANING THE HOUSE BEFORE GUESTS ARRIVE
20 PERFECTLY GOOD REASONS TO KEEP PLAYING ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF LIVING AN ACTUAL LIFE
10 THINGS I LEARNED FROM WATCHING THE "BIG BROTHER" FINALE
10 REASONS WHY PLAYING "ANGRY BIRDS" IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 CLASSIC MOVIES, RE-ENGINEERED FOR 2011
10 SUGGESTED FACEBOOK UPDATES
10 THINGS THAT TEA PARTIERS APPARENTLY DIDN'T LEARN IN KINDERGARTEN
10 SURVIVAL TIPS FOR THE NEXT APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR DOCTOR
10 MORE RANDOM CHARACTER UPDATES FROM "TRUE BLOOD"
10 THINGS I LEARNED DURING THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL TAX-FREE WEEKEND IN TEXAS
10 POLITICAL STATEMENTS USING FOOD AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT
10 RANDOM CHARACTER UPDATES FROM "TRUE BLOOD"
25 MORE MOSTLY POINTLESS BUT SNAPPY COMEBACKS WHEN DEBATING A CRAZED RIGHT-WINGER
20 SIGNS THAT YOU REALLY, REALLY NEED A MARGARITA
10 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT TEXAS BARBECUE
10 SURREAL CONVERSATIONS AT A TYPICAL DRIVE-THRU RESTAURANT
14 CHILD-CARE TIPS I'VE LEARNED FROM "BIG BROTHER" THIS SEASON
10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SLAP WHENEVER YOU WANT
30 SUGGESTED TITLES FOR YOUR GOOGLE+ CIRCLES
10 SOCIAL DISTORTIONS CAUSED BY THE CONSUMPTION OF CHEESE
25 MOSTLY POINTLESS BUT SNAPPY COMEBACKS WHEN DEBATING A CRAZED RIGHT-WINGER
10 THINGS I HAVE LEARNED DOING MUSIC VIDEO REVIEWS
10 MORE CREATIVE WAYS TO BEAT THE TEXAS HEAT
10 THRILLING MOMENTS WHILST TAKING THE CAT TO THE VET
30 STARTLING THINGS TO SAY TO ANNOYING STRANGERS AT WAL-MART
10 MIND-NUMBING THINGS ABOUT WATERING THE LAWN
10 RANDOM THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
10 INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT GETTING SANDWICHED IN PUBLIC
10 SIGNS THAT YOU NEED TO UN-FRIEND SOMEONE IN FACEBOOK
10 AMAZING THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH AN EMPTY BEER BOTTLE WHILE DRINKING WITH FRIENDS IN A BAR
10 UNRESOLVED ISSUES ABOUT THIS RAPTURE THING
10 PHRASES IN THE CORPORATE WORLD THAT ARE STUPID AND POINTLESS
10 ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT "FRONTIERVILLE" THAT MAKE ME WANT TO CLAW MY FACE
10 THINGS I NOTICE WHILE DRIVING TO ODESSA, TX
10 COMMENTS FOR THE "AMERICAN IDOL" JUDGES AFTER LAST NIGHT'S SHOW
10 SIGNS THIS MORNING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE ABSINTHE LAST NIGHT
10 ALTERNATE THINGS TO DO WITH THAT LOW-FAT FROZEN MEAL THAT YOU DON'T REALLY WANT
10 THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE TODAY AND WHY I DIDN'T
15 MORE SMARMY THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER THAT YOU DEEPLY LOVE BUT STILL WANT TO SLAP SOMETIMES
10 THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT WEARING CONTACTS FOR THE FIRST TIME
10 MORE SIGNS THAT YOU'RE GETTING INCREDIBLY ANCIENT AND HAGGARD
10 REASONS WHY PLAYING CITYVILLE IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN TODAY
10 THINGS I'VE LEARNED WATCHING "AMERICAN IDOL" THIS SEASON
15 WAYS TO CELEBRATE THE GLORIOUS MELTING OF THE SNOW IN DALLAS
10 EXCITING THINGS TO DO WHILE TRAPPED IN THE HOUSE DURING AN ICE STORM
10 THINGS I LEARNED WHILE SUCKING DOWN MARGARITAS AT OJEDA'S
10 THINGS I LEARNED AT THE CHINESE BUFFET TODAY
10 REASONS WHY THE COLD WEATHER IS NO LONGER MY FRIEND
10 THINGS YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF EXPERIENCING MUCH MORE WHEN YOU GET OLDER
10 THINGS I LEARNED WHILE WALKING ON THE TREADMILL TODAY
10 THINGS I NOTICED ON THE WAY TO BUY BEER TONIGHT
10 FASCINATING THINGS TO DO WITH DISCARDED CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER
12 LAST-MINUTE GIFT IDEAS AND SOME CREATIVE LIES TO GO WITH THEM
10 EXCITING THINGS ABOUT EATING BREAKFAST AT LUBY'S
10 THINGS I LEARNED AT CRATE AND BARREL TODAY
10 REASONS WHY ASSEMBLING A FAKE, PRE-LIT CHRISTMAS TREE WILL SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU
18 FUN RESPONSES TO IRRITATE YOUR FOOD SERVICE TECHNICIAN
10 THINGS I WANT TO ASK OTHER PEOPLE BUT DON'T
10 FASCINATING EXIT SIGNS ON HIGHWAY 20 IN WEST TEXAS
10 THINGS YOU CAN LEARN PLAYING WII FRISBEE GOLF WITH YOUR RELATIVES
10 WAYS TO MAKE THE THANKSGIVING FAMILY REUNION LESS SOUL-DAMAGING
10 THINGS TO DO WHILE BORED AT A STOP LIGHT
23 STRANGE THINGS TO SAY TO THE MAILMAN AS HE OPENS YOUR MAILBOX
17 FUN THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PARTNER JUST TO BE ANNOYING
10 THINGS TO DO WHEN THE HEAT IS NOT WORKING IN YOUR HOUSE
10 CREATIVE REASONS FOR LEAVING WORK EARLY ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON
10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GET OUT OF BED ON MONDAY MORNING
10 INTERESTING THINGS TO DO WITH A SPORK
10 REASONS WHY HAVING THE FLU COMPLETELY SUCKS
10 TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NO LONGER BE ALLOWED IN MY SUPERMARKET
10 TOTALLY ASTONISHING THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING AROUND ME RIGHT NOW
10 INTERESTING THINGS TO DO OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM IN THE WORKPLACE
10 VALID REASONS FOR PLACING AN UNDERPERFORMING RELATIVE ON PROBATION
50 STARTLING EPITAPHS IN THE BONNYWOOD MANOR GRAVEYARD
10 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO PEOPLE
10 SIGNS THAT YOUR CHILD JUST MIGHT BE OUT OF CONTROL AT TARGET
10 ROADWAY SIGNS THAT MIGHT NEED SOME CLARIFICATION FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE
10 THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR AN INSPIRATIONAL BLOG IDEA
10 ITEMS ON THE MENU AT THE NEUROTICA CAFE
10 REASONS WHY YARDWORK IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
10 REASONS WHY THE TIM MCGRAW CONCERT FRIGHTENED ME
10 REASONS WHY THE CAFETERIA AT WORK IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY FOLLOWING THIS BLOG WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE
10 REASONS WHY THE TEXAS HEAT CAN LEAD TO A PSYCHOTIC BREAK
10 REASONS WHY ATTENDING A MANDATORY STAFF MEETING WITH YOUR VP WILL SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU
10 REASONS WHY THE MORNING AFTER YOUR MEMORIAL DAY PARTY CAN BE FRIGHTENING
10 REASONS WHY SALAD BARS ARE JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY THE "24" FINALE PROVIDES USEFUL SURVIVAL TIPS
10 REASONS WHY THE "LOST" FINALE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE
10 REASONS WHY JOHN SAUL BOOKS ARE JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY THE UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE AT WORK IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY THE IMPLOSION OF TEXAS STADIUM IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY COFFEE CAN TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE
10 REASONS WHY MONDAYS ARE THE WORK OF SATAN
10 REASONS WHY DRIVING ON HIGHWAYS SENDS ME OVER THE EDGE
10 REASONS WHY "THE AMAZING RACE" IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY "24" IS JUST LIKE THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK
10 REASONS WHY THE DALLAS AUTO SHOW IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY IDIOTS SHOULD NEVER DRIVE IN THE SNOW
10 REASONS WHY SHOPPING AT WAL-MART IS PROOF THAT HELL IS FULL AND THE DEAD ARE WALKING THE EARTH
10 REASONS WHY THE "LOST" SEASON PREMIERE IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
10 REASONS WHY THE "AMERICAN IDOL" AUDITIONS ARE JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
