Five paragraphs,
one topic, deep in the night.
So, as a blogger
who tries to take his mission seriously even though there are many folks out
there who think blogging is just a way for unsuccessful writers to do something
that helps pass the time, I’ve been a bit peeved lately about the traffic
results for my tiny little website. This traffic disappointment is really
nothing new, thousands before me have lamented about the difficulties of
getting folks to return to your (hopefully) creative little sphere on a regular
basis. There are so many distractions on the web that it’s a wonder that
anybody even contemplates going back to a place that they’ve already been.
Ergo, my pain.
From an analysis
perspective, as I run about and try to torment the few regular visitors to my
blogs into fessing up what makes them actually come back, there are two schools
of thought. The more encouraging Avenue of Revelation is that some people have
convinced themselves that they should check on my latest postings with some
type of regularity because they are at least minimally assured that they will
find something of interest. (I love these people and would willingly have sex
with each and every one of them if it would ensure that they remain followers.)
Sadly, on the
flip side of things, we have the field reports that some people stop coming
back because I don’t post every day.
Why check a website only to find that there’s nothing new, and you’ve already
chuckled over the crap that’s already stale? And I know that this is an issue. When I was a little virgin blog poster,
just starting out with my feeble attempts at coherency, more mature bloggers
let me know that you cannot be a
slacker. (Sample advice: “Dude, until you become Jesus or something, your ass
better be posting every 26 seconds.)
Duly noted. Well,
sort of noted. I understand the
rules. But I haven’t been following them, at least not lately. My posts can get
very expansive, running several pages, because that’s just how my mind works.
There’s gotta be a setup, there’s gotta be a valid flow-through, and there’s
gotta be a final paragraph (or 12) that wraps everything up in a manner that
would satisfy my eighth-grade English teacher because I still worship her and
simply couldn’t continue living if I disappointed her in any way. These
missives take time.
But still,
there’s this “keep the people happy and coming back” angle. I know I need to do
that, at least until I’m Jesus. So I came up with this (probably dumb-ass) idea
to force myself into a finite structure where I have to make a point in 5
paragraphs. And I have to be working on it by midnight, every night. (I’m a
total night owl.) Thusly, we now have
what is probably the most asinine blog series title ever, “Five After Midnight”,
aka “5AM”. I’ll still be doing the long-form posts, I can’t give that up, that’s
still my true reason for being. But I’ll also have this side-mission objective
where I have to be productive on a daily basis, creating a stockpile of shorter
blog posts that I can slap out there when the longer productions aren’t ready
for publication. This whole project may collapse within hours, but I need to
give it a try. Are you with me?
With you as always!
ReplyDeleteHi Lisa,
ReplyDeleteI'm happy that you're with me, but I'm even more glad that we've become (somewhat virtual) friends. It makes me smile every time I see you click "like" on a post or make a comment, seriously...
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