Friday, June 8, 2012

25 Popular Song Titles In An Alternate Universe



1. Lady Gaga - “Shorn This Way”

2. Fun - “We Are Egg Foo Yung”

3. Roberta Flack - “Killing Me Softly With His Thong”

4. Gotye - “Somebody That I Used To Know Until Her Backing Vocals Annoyed Me (Why Are You Wailing Like That? Remix)”

5. Meatloaf - “Pair Of Dice By The Dashed Bud Light

6. The Beatles - “Hey Dude (Take A Sad Bong And Make It Better)”

7. Maroon 5 - “Moves Like Jagger (Until That Odd Bit Where Christina Shows Up And Doesn’t Really Fit With The  Rest Of The Song)”

8. The Knack - “Mice Are On Ya”

9. Rihanna - “Umbrella” (Ella Fitzgerald Tribute Mix)

10. Lady Antebellum - “Need You Later”

11. Beyonce - “Single Babies (Put A Diaper On It)”

12. Kelly Clarkson - “My Life Would Suck Without YouTube

13. Katy Perry - “I Kissed A Girl For The Demographics”

14. Colbie Caillat - “Bubba Lee (Effervescent Hillbilly Mix)”

15. James Blunt - “You’re Beautiful Until The Drugs Wear Off”

16. Barbra Streisand - “The Way We Never Actually Were”

17. Rolling Stones - “Sympathy For The Deviled Eggs”

18. Dolly Parton - “I Will Always Love This Song Because I Made A Ton Of Money Off The Royalties”

19. Madonna - “Impress Yourself”

20. Van Morrison - “Brown Eyed Girl Is Not The Only Song I Ever Sang, People”

21. R.E.M. - “It’s The End Of The World And I Feel Really Special Because Nobody Can Sing All The Words To This Song Except Me”

22. Corey Hart - “Sunglasses At Night Are Essentially Pointless But Very Sexy”

23. Ricky Martin - “Livin La Vida Secreta”

24. Kesha - “We R Who We R (And We’re Too Lazy To Actually Spell Out All The Words)”

25. Adele - “Rumor Has It That No Matter What Station You Pick, One Of My Songs Will Be Playing”


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