Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Backup Dancers From Hell: Foster The People - “Pumped Up Kicks”
Note: Another mix of concert footage and random scenes of people and food, so we’ll do the timestamp thing…
0:03 Man falls out of sky and crashes into lake. This is probably symbolic of Rick Perry’s chances of becoming President.
0:08 One of the band members is being attacked by a laser-wielding robot in the distance.
0:17 Enthusiastic fan is missing part of her top, doesn’t care.
0:19 Nearby restaurant is totally empty. Making mental note to avoid.
0:24 Startling appearance of Capri pants.
0:27 Robot still pissed.
0:31 Cubbie drives getaway car after incident at convenience store.
0:36 Band members not sure if this is the right bus stop.
0:44 Cubbie very pleased with his choice of black shirt.
0:45 Something about a snapping turtle.
0:50 Capri redux.
0:56 Mark violates sea creature, feels no remorse.
0:58 Tennis shoe given walk-on part, ends up in credits.
1:06 Cubbie performs magic trick with vague purpose.
1:12 Confusion over where the camera might actually be.
1:16 Abandoned latte weeps pitifully.
1:28 Overdue for potty break.
1:34 Still looking for that camera.
1:38 Gratuitous shot of water.
1:44 Crowd scene involving darkness and possible sweating.
1:47 Possible blurry image of Elvis, fueling rumors once again.
1:52 Lone member of audience is still very dedicated.
2:01 Possible fornication with keyboard. Discuss.
2:09 Overuse of moisturizer.
2:19 New dance craze sweeps nation, dubbed “Bow-legged Bebop”.
2:22 Nun escapes from monastery, becomes street walker.
2:29 Robot is still way back there, proof of issue with motor skills. Danger element diminishes.
2:36 Cool shades accent cultivation of mustache.
2:39 Lost episode of… Lost.
2:40 Desperate resistance fighters attack enemy with flattened bombs.
2:48 Band member locates missing jockstrap from eighth grade, celebrates.
2:53 Another politician stumbles during Republican debate.
3:03 Whistling makes your head heavy.
3:07 Dreams of becoming a star on Broadway briefly resurface, alcohol most likely the culprit.
3:09 Recovered jockstrap proves to be a bit binding.
3:18 Creative attempt to put on shoes receives low performance numbers from judges.
3:28 Over-exuberant smile hides dark secret about stolen French fries.
3:31 For medicinal purposes, of course.
3:37 It is apparently very important that somebody get something done right now.
3:45 Crowd mistakenly thinks they are in Pamplona, waits for signal to start running.
3:51 Signal is given.
4:01 This is why you don’t ride around in open convertibles, people. Bugs.
4:10 Whoops, guess that robot finally made it here. Pain ensues.
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